I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
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I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
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You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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