Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
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She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
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He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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