yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
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First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
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Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
did you just send me my own nude
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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