It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
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I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
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How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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