how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
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You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
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So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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