You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
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it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
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Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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