Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
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My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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