So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
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He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
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i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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