so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
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In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
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How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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