I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
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Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
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I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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