i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
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He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
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I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
tell me about the fingering
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