Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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