Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
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i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
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I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
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