weddingsv make me drug and hornr
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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