the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
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I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
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I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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