I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
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The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
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he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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