thus making me awesome and them whores
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
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Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
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If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Randomize