Walk of Shame. In a state park.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
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her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
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We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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