At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
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when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
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I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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