There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
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I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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