I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
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deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
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I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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