Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
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we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
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it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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