I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
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I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
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I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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