Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
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i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
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Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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