Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
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When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
she peed on how many people?
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
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The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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