Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
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...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
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I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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