You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
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He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
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There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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