You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
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Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
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A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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