Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
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my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
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I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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