Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
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I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
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No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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