I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
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I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
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I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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