You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
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My day in three words: secret purse cake
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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