you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
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You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
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Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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