his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
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Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
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My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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