I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
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I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
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Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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