yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
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Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
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You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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