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Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
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can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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