He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
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I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
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Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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