I wanna bring you to show and tell
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
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4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
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Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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