Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
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WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
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him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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