This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
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That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
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I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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