I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
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she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
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I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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