so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
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like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
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I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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