READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
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if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
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There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
So much Jack, so little girl.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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