Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
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I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
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That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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