Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
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In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
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If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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