hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
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Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Drunk is not a location!
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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