Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
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They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
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Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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