i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
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He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
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Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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