farters have to be the big spoon...
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
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Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
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this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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