what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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